Four innocuous household items – unless you are Vera Ribeiro, wife of Wolves goalkeeper Rui Patricio.
That's because because Vera is a psychologist and sexologist who has appeared on Portuguese TV to help couples spice up their bedrooms.
Last year she released a book titled 'The Manual of Seduction' and her top tips for a raunchy romp include some pretty bizarre items.
Vera hit the headlines last summer when she advised the Portugal squad to masturbate at the World Cup.
Several teams, including Joachim Low's Germany, had been told to keep their hands to themselves in Russia.
Vera Ribeiro's top ten bedroom tips
- Halls cough sweets: If you want to leave your partner surprised and excited, just [take] a packet of Halls and put one in your mouth [when ready]. The power of this sweet is immediate in your mouth – and where [you will use] your tongue and lips.
- Ice cubes: Go to your freezer, remove some ice cubes and let them melt a bit in your hand. Then [drop the ice] and grab the penis.
- Electric Toothbrush: Do not waste it, use the brush for gentle stimulation in the clitoral area. The back of the brush should be used with the vibration on.
- Roll-on deodorant: A good homemade instrument [for female masturbation] is the roll-on container. When you finish your deodorant, try it! Open the reservoir and wash thoroughly with hot water and detergent. Then take lubricant and place it inside the reservoir and allow it to slide through the external area of the vagina.
- Water balloon: Take a balloon and fill it with warm water. Put some lubricant on the outside of the vagina. Use the balloon weight against the vulva, making circular movements.
- Body painting: The idea is to have a liquid to go through the areas of the body that you consider most pleasurable of your partner.
- Make a movie: Why not try making a movie with your [face covered]? It does not need a big script.
- Food: Put sushi to taste on your body [enough for both] and [feed to each other]. If you are not a sushi fan, you can always choose to put other foods, such as fruit or warm melted chocolate.
- Cards: Each person draws a card and the one with the highest card must take off a piece of clothing.
- Dance the Tango: Add red roses to the mix, very glamorous, dance in an intimate environment and never losing eye contact. The key is not only in the feet, but also in that romantic and bold look.
But vera, who has a degree in psychology and a masters in sexology, told players that "nothing positive can come from abstinence."
The mother of two said: "The football player should not abstain from having sex before games, but we also know that in terms of routine they are not in contact with families either.
"We cannot associate sports performance with the occurrence of sex."
Vera has also taught sex education in Portuguese schools and has called on Portuguese society to be more open sexually.
But it's her top 10 tips, which were published in Portuguese magazine VIP last year, which have really caught the eye.
She suggests using Halls cough sweets for oral sex and an electric toothbrush OR even a water balloon for clitoral stimulation.
On the Halls trick, she said: "If you want to leave your partner surprised and excited, just put one in [when ready].
"The power of this sweet is immediate in your mouth and where [you will put your] tongue and lips."
Vera says "do not waste" your electric toothbrush and use it to stimulate the clitoris – before reminding readers to "use the back of the brush".
There are more 'traditional' suggestions, such as body painting, make a film together or eating food from a partner's naked body.
She also says dancing the tango can be very erotic.
Vera says: "Add red roses to the mix, very glamorous, dance in an intimate environment and never lose eye contact."
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