Lads on tour is all about holidaying without inhibitions.
So when 18-year-old Finlay Brockie was planning his trip to Spanish resort Magaluf (so notorious for partying it’s referred to as Shagaluf), his mum wasn’t having it.
To make sure he keeps some sense of decorum, mum Lisa made him a list of rules which includes no drinking before the flight, no unprotected sex, and no tattoos (unless it’s on the bum so it’s hidden).
But we have a feeling it fell on deaf ears.
Finlay, from Dunfermline, Scotland tweeted the Facebook messaging exchange between the pair and it quickly went viral.
‘Don’t drink before you get to the airport. If ur drunk they won’t let you on the plane,’ she started the message with.
‘Just remember the Eminem concert. Well actually I don’t suppose u can remember the Eminem airport.’
We wonder what happened at the Slim Shady event but probably something wild as the following lines remind Finlay that he’s lost ‘two provisionals, three door keys, bank cards, money and a wallet’.
She jokes with him that if he lost his ID, they may not let him come home which wouldn’t actually be ‘too bad’.
Of course, Finlay replied to all the reassuring messages saying: ‘al be fine, mate’.
Users online couldn’t get enough of Lisa, telling Finlay: ‘Your mother is the most caring, loving woman. Cherish her’.
Some tagged their mums telling them the list of stringent rules is something they’d write.
One cheeky person said virality wasn’t going to get Finlay lucky on holiday: ‘Girls won’t shag you cos your mum is cute’.
Another wasn’t paying mind to any of the rules: ‘I’m more interested in what happened at the Eminem concert’.
Same.
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