'I Have to Pay for This $h!t' is Like 'Go the F**k to Sleep' for Parents of College Kids

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Unless you’ve been raising your kids under a rock, you’ve definitely heard of Go the F**ck to Sleep
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a laugh-out-loud book by Adam Mansbach that speaks to the souls of weary parents everywhereIt became a New York Times bestseller because, well, it’s super-relatable to anyone who has ever dealt (grappled?) with putting kids to bed and getting them to stay there.

But while parents of college-aged kids may not have to wrangle them to bed any more, they’ve got their own struggles to worry about — and those struggles are hilariously outlined (in prose!) in a new book called I Have to Pay for This $h!t
Written by Christy Pruitt-Haynes, a mom whose daughter was accepted into her dream school last December, it’s both hysterical and heartwarming.

The inspiration for the book came on the day the author’s daughter, Christiana, was accepted to college: “In a matter of seconds, my entire world changed. I was so proud, then it hit me — she is actually leaving, moving several hours away and I won’t see her every day, and to make matters worse … I have to pay for it!” Her book, Pruitt-Haynes says, was born that day. “I Have to Pay for This $h!t is full of every bit of joy, worry, fear, and excitement that we feel as our kids move from our homes to a college dorm,” she explains. “I hope this book helps you explain how you feel to everyone while you are reminded that you aren’t alone … we will get through this together.”

“I’ve loved you from the day you were born. My love will never quit,” the book begins. And then the kicker: “Now you’re leaving for college, and I have to pay for this sh*t.”

It’s a perfect gift for parents who are feeling the pinch of their “baby” starting a new chapter … or for high school grads whose folks need them to know exactly how rough this is. Because if you can’t send your kid to college without a good guilt trip, are you even a parent?

 

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