Mums ridicule swimsuit that exposes EVERYTHING saying it’ll ‘disappear into most women faster than a vodka soda’

Black Swallow's £27.50 scoop neck swimsuit, in midnight, has been mocked by mums for not only flashing flesh around the panty region – but showing off some side boob too.


The Aussie boutique shared a picture of the skimpy swimwear on Facebook yesterday – and it's already racked up more than 1,300 baffled comments.

Bemused mums wrote: "Omg this is stunning! I’m buying one right after my surgery to remove my vagina".

While others joked: "This would disappear into most women faster than a vodka soda".

And another woman commented: "Her clitoris wins the bird box challenge."


The good news is there would be minimal tan lines in the Boracay one piece, but you'll also need a very intrusive bikini wax to make it wearable.

One woman said it looked like a 10-year-old's swimsuit, while another joked: "you can have a nip-slip and a clit-slip all in one catastrophic moment".

Others asked: "is there a new female version of 'the tuck' that I'm yet to learn? like does it all just fold up inside like a pocket orrrrr…"

While one lady mocked the brand's name, writing: "I'm guessing you're called 'swallow' because your clothing is designed to be swallowed by a vagina?"


While the internet might be unconvinced, Black Swallow clearly thinks the design is a hit, as it comes in 10 different colours – including neon pink, white, black, orange and Baywatch red.

If you want someone to blame for this bonkers new trend, Beginning Boutique are the ones who started it.

Women joked they'd had "less intrusive smear tests" in reaction to these high cut designs.

While one mum recreated the brand's model shot to show how ridiculous the pants are.

Source: Read Full Article