A MUM was horrified after eating her daughter’s ice cream, only to find out she had “wiped her bum” with it.
Sidney, from Georgia, who runs the Facebook page Hold My Beer, recounted the incident earlier this week in a post that quickly went viral.
Explaining that she was ‘done’ with her kids, she wrote: “I got Blakely an ice cream cone (yes the McDonald’s machine was working).
“Well she walks into the living room and hands me her cone (half eaten like everything I give her) and I know all you moms have been there.
“We as moms pretty much live off of the food our kids don’t eat so I licked it before it dripped. I notice she is standing there looking at me.”
Sidney, who is mum to Colton as well as Blakely, asked her daughter what was wrong, and Blakely then asked if the ice cream was “OK.”
The mum continues: “At this point I’m scared b/c I don’t know what just happened.
“I think maybe she dropped it in her room and was scared to say. We stand there looking at each other and the ice cream cone.
“And this fool says: ‘I accidentally wiped my butt with it.’
“Excuse me?!! With this ice cream cone I just licked?! Wtf!! I am coming unglued…so I ask this child ‘How do you accidentally wipe your butt with an ice cream and WHY did you give it to me to eat????’
“She looks me dead in my face and says ‘I used the wrong hand to wipe but it was just pee mommy.’”
Finishing her rant, the furious mum wrote: “DONE! Someone come get these kids. I cannot even handle it. If y’all need me I’ll be washing my mouth out with Clorox. “
Her post, which was shared on Monday, has since amassed more than 200,000 likes and comments and has been shared almost 300,000 times by sympathetic parents.
Commenting on her post one wrote: “Never, I repeat, NEVER eat food kids give you. We all know something happened.”
Another added: “I’m sorry for you but I just laughed so hard with tears streaming. It was therapeutic.”
A third wrote: “I never eat after my kids, I see them eat their bogies far too often for that kind of commitment.”
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