Caution: Bella Hadid’s bangs are not for normal humans

There’s an epidemic sweeping Hollywood hair salons, and by the looks of things, it’s highly contagious.

I’m talking about getting bangs — a beautifully bad idea that nevertheless trends every few years.

Now we’re in the midst of another fringe flare-up. Stars including Julianne Hough and Jennifer Lopez have submitted to the decisive cut. Supermodel Bella Hadid is the latest celebrity to test out the mod-inspired look, walking the carpet at last week’s True Religion jeans event with straight-cut bangs skimming her brows. Big sister Gigi also sported a wispy wig — complete with baby bangs — at a recent photo shoot.

There’s been speculation that Bella’s ’do also was a fake, fueled by a recent gym selfie in which she was sporting a suspiciously bare forehead. Doesn’t matter. Temporary or not, her hair looked great, which is why she’ll no doubt inspire a wave of women to call up their stylists and request the fateful snip.

Don’t be one of them.

Let me be your voice of reason, ladies. I speak from experience as a survivor of ill-advised bangs. The year: 2008. The aspirational culprit: Sienna Miller.

During my year with fringe, I learned it’s the most high-maintenance look of all time. Don’t let the French girls, with their je ne sais quoi, fool you. Bangs are about as effortless to keep up as Bella Hadid’s flawless physique.

Don’t believe me? Consider how temperamental they are. In the wilting-hot months, bangs become little sweat mops, clumping together just as quickly as you perspire. Not pretty.

In winter, they look perfect — that is, until you have the audacity to put on a hat. You might leave the house as Brigitte Bardot, but you’ll arrive at the office as the Bride of Frankenstein.

Moreover, to maintain their shape, you need to trim them constantly. And don’t get me started on growing them out. Suffice to say, that same winter hat will finally come in handy.

With very few exceptions (you probably know who you are) bangs are the rare style choice best reserved for toddlers and It girls.

Accept it, and step away from the shears.

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