Brides in hysterics over ‘phallic’ mushroom wedding decorations

BRIDES have been left in hysterics over some rather unfortunate looking mushroom wedding decorations.

The enormous, and not to mention VERY phallic light fittings were spotted at a wedding fare by a bride-to-be who shared a snap on Reddit.

The mushroom fixtures are intended for a woodland themed wedding, surrounded by faux blossom and flower garlands – however, they resembled something much ruder.

Captioning the photo she wrote: “This was in a local wedding fare. It's supposed to be wedding decor.”

And fellow Redditors found the lights equally amusing, sharing their thoughts in the comments.

One rewrote the Willy Wonka lyrics of Pure Imagination, commenting: “Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of phallic decorations.”

Agreeing a second joked: “Was there a fertility dance after the first dance?”

And a third added: “I don’t see mushrooms. To me, it’s says 'I’m marrying him for ONE BIG reason.'”

However, there were a few brides who were fans of the enchanted forest themed lights, and even admitted they would have them at their own wedding.

One commented: “Slightly phallic, but I kind of like the idea of having decorations that are a bit more over the top.”

A second added: “Idk with some good lighting this would look really cool and like mystical.”

“Thanks for the decor ideas, OP, I love these” wrote another.

The photo was shared on the subreddit r/weddingshaming.

The group has almost 90,000 members and is described as a "place to shame wedding themes, brides, grooms, wedding party, in-laws, outlaws, guests, Uncle Bob, vendors… you name it, we shame it!"

In other wedding news, women have mocked this bride's "tiny" engagement ring.

Plus this teen has been slammed for admitting he crashed a wedding rehearsal in a viral TikTok video.

And this mum-in-law gave the bride the lingerie she wore on HER wedding night in the hope that it'll help her get pregnant.

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