Missy Elliott’s funky white sister, Mary Halsey, did to her HSOTY: Round Two rivals what she does at local BBQs, she slayed. Mary Halsey got 40% of the votes, taking down The Badass Flying Pussy (28%), Officer Poncho (19%), and Maxdonna (13%). Mary Halsey will join Judge Rosemarie Aquilina in the final round, and as for which fall/winter Hot Slut of the Month will get the final HIGHLY COVETED spot… Your choices are:
September – Terry Lauerman, the modern day Saint Francis of Assisi who is one of the only humans who will be spared when the cats finally takeover the world, because he spends his free time cuddling with and loving on disabled pussies at a shelter Green Bay, Wisconsin.
October – Princess Reyes, the masterful scam artiste who pretended to be a hobo dog to get customers at a McDonald’s drive-thru to give her free hamburgers. Princess Reyes proves that a McDonald’s-loving grifter can be lovable!
November – Saul The Grumpy Puss, the ginger cat from England who was nearly murdered by a stupid fucking human driving a car and has the perfectly grumpy face of a cat who is forever pissed at humanity since he was nearly murdered by a stupid fucking human driving a car.
December – Super Bitch, the douche-fighting superhero of glamour whose hot pink boots are made for walking, and kicking down fuckers who mess with him.
Voting is below, and you can vote until Friday when the final round of HSOTY will finally go down!
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