Ever since Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry announced their engagement, her father and half-sister have been behaving like the nastiest Herpes outbreak that has lingered about 900 months past its expiration date. While Thomas Markle did every tacky thing he could pertaining to his daughter’s wedding short of showing up in white (though, I’m sure he would have even done that if his ass had shown up), his other daughter Samantha Markle has been seen as the fame ho extraordinaire behind most of his antics. She’s the one who set up that horribly staged photo op before the wedding, and she’s done petty shit like calling Meghan the “Duch-ASS.” Oh, Samantha. If you’re going to play in the Major Leagues, you’re going to have to come up with better material…like “She’s nothing reMARKLEable!” OK, I’ll let myself out.
Seeing that most of us have lost interest or prefer to talk about Cardi B, Samantha is now up to another trick…like leaving the U.S. for the first time to go to London and try to talk to Meghan face-to-face. I’m sure that will work out in her favor.
E! News says the British media is naturally lapping this shit up, and Samantha was a guest on Channel 5, where reporter Jeremy Irvine basically read her to filth and said she should cut the antics about talking shit about her sister on TV (despite that probably being a golden goose for Channel 5’s ratings). Samantha says she’s in London to go stand outside Buckingham Palace with a boombox blaring Dido’s “White Flag”:
“I’ve always wanted to see London, but really I wanted to make the trip and sort of speak the wishes and thoughts and sentiments of my father, and hopefully get a message to my sister. Things aren’t really what they seem. There’s so much misperception. Hopefully we could clear up record and move forward with peaceful resolve.”
Samantha went to the palace to see Meghan, even though Meg kicks it back at Kensington Palace several miles over. The jaded older Markle sister maintains they were hurt they didn’t get an invite to the wedding, but she maintains she harbors no ill will and wishes things were different. I’m sure Meghan wishes things were different to, like a world where Samantha operates without the ability to utter her name. Jeremy then grilled her over the staged photo op, and Samantha says that if they were really after money, he would have jumped at the $50,000 television interviews he was being offered and not the $1,500 they supposedly got for the pictures of him looking at a book about England. Mind you, he has seemed to reverse course on the TV interview stance. Jeremy seemed equally as unconvinced as anyone at home with a working set of eyes should have been:
“You have insulted Meghan so much, including blaming her for her father’s death while he’s still alive. She would be well advised to pull up the drawbridge on the royal castles, wouldn’t she, Samantha?”
Ha! You tell her, Jeremy! Samantha maintains that – if given a private meeting with Meghan – she wouldn’t turn around and blab about it to CNN, which had be doubled over in shock because I’m surprised her nose didn’t Pinocchio out the studio, down the Thames and poke Meghan in the eye for being such a whopper of a lie. Samantha admitted that Meghan seems like she’s in a good place. I just hope Meghan’s BFF THE QUEEN was watching and does something sneaky like have Heathrow just happen to lose all of Samantha’s luggage on the way home or make it where the only meal left on the flight home is Britain’s finest Haggis. That’ll show her!
If you feel like rolling your eyes a lot, you can check out the full Samantha interview below:
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