During ITV’s documentary about THE QUEEN called Queen of the World, Duchess Meghan says that the “something blue” she wore on her wedding day was a piece of fabric that was stitched onto the inside of her wedding dress. The fabric was from the dress she wore on her first date with Prince Hot Ginge. That’s so sickly sweet it makes me want to heave. If I was marrying PHG, my “something blue” would be the blue on my black and blue bruised-up b-hole from riding that piping hot freckled royal crotch stick the night before. Duchess Meghan is so weird! – Lainey Gossip
Eli Roth’s kid movie The House With A Clock In Its Walls made $26.8 million this past weekend. It didn’t get any money from me, because first of all, it’s a kid’s movie. Second of all, it’s not called The House With A Cock In Its Walls. Now that is some shit I’d pay to see – Pajiba
What in Little House on the Prairie kitchen curtains HELL is Tinsley Mortimer wearing? – Reality Tea
Tia Carrere is making her triumphant return to television in RuPaul’s Netflix comedy – Towleroad
My detached retina situation won’t be the death of my eyesight. Constantly looking at those shit turd ugly 90s sunglasses will be – Drunken Stepfather
Cheryl Hines is now the face of some pill that is supposed to make menopause sex less painful in the loins – Celebitchy
Emma Stone is giving me “about to do a bump with Mick Jagger in the VIP area at Studio 54” – Popoholic
On the list of messy things done by Aaron Carter, proposing to his girlfriend with a ring emoji isn’t even at the top of the list – SOW
The original Freddy Krueger is doing The Goldbergs – OMG Blog
Douchebag Cody from Big Brother and The Amazing Race is going to be somebody’s father again – Just Jared
Slate did an article about WhosDatedWho and decided to poke the garbage bag of used condoms and overused dildos I call a brain about it.
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