Megan Fox sat down with The New York Times for an interview where she showed us she’s the authority on space archaeology (every Scientologist just got the tingles for her) by talking about the ancient astronaut theory, and her new show on the Travel Channel Legends of the Lost. She also shared why she hasn’t told her own stories about being sexually harassed in Hollywood.
First, the Indiana Jones of our time got into scouring the Earth for ancient mysteries and artifacts while dodging poisonous blow-darts, running from gigantic boulders and leaping across chasms:
“I feel drawn into archaeological mysteries, and I feel that I have a purpose there… If it’s to be a literal Indiana Jones, who’s to say?”
I AM! Do it Megan! Think of the magical adventures you’ll have! You can even get a whip and one of those racist hats!
Megan also said that the science based-team of her show thinks she’s the next Miss Cleo:
“They don’t say that I’m off the wall because they’ve been around me enough to see that even if they perceive things I say to be kooky or strange, they always come true. So I’m kind of a revered psychic at this point with everyone.”
And about the #MeToo movement, Megan has some stories to tell, and some probably involving douche nugget Michael Bay, but she didn’t, because she thinks people wouldn’t take her seriously.
“Even with the #MeToo movement, and everyone coming out with stories — and one could assume that I probably have quite a few stories, and I do — I didn’t speak out for many reasons. I just didn’t think based on how I’d been received by people, and by feminists, that I would be a sympathetic victim. And I thought if ever there were a time where the world would agree that it’s appropriate to victim-shame someone, it would be when I come forward with my story.”
Excuse me miss, but do not hold back on spilling tea because you’re afraid of shame! You’re an adventurer now, you need to push the limits and call those pieces of trash out! Tell us what happened! That “and I do” is dripping with drama and backstory. I don’t even known how, but I’m sure this is Lena Dunham‘s fault. Anything negative related to feminism I relate it back to her.
I love that Megan Fox took times away from making shit like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and went out and became a woke archeologist. Normally it’s just the Celebrity Rehab circuit followed by an appearance on Botched and some TummyTea Instagram posts. Way to break the mold Megan. Can’t wait until you discover the Ark of the Covenant.
Here’s the trailer for Megan’s show:
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