The 'sperm extractor' has been invented for men who don't want to masturbate

A bizarre machine is being used over in China to help men donate their sperm.

The ‘sperm extractors’ are being used in hospitals where men can’t or don’t want to masturbate themselves. Instead, they cosy up to the £5,000 machine with its lubricated ‘massage pipe’ that’ll get the job done for them.

It’s possible to adjust the height of the machine, as well as the speed, force and heat.

‘This makes collecting sperm on site very difficult. We invented an automatic sperm extractor which is also user friendly.’

User friendly providing you don’t mind introducing your Johnson to an overly-amorous Dalek.

Here’s a video from a few years ago of one of them on display:

We’re sure this’ll be much more effective than a few minutes alone with Ms. Palmer.

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