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The hardest man on British television has claimed that he wants to “die a hero” by assassinating Russia's war mad President Vladimir Putin on live TV.
No not Ross Kemp but fellow EastEnder Danny Dyer, who has shockingly even concocted a plan for doing so.
West Ham-loving Dyer, known to most for playing Mick Carter in EastEnders, has gone into graphic detail about choking war-mad Vlad with a “pillow case” with the whole world watching.
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Bluntly stating that Putin was “off his f***ing head” and “needs to go,” the the 45-year-old dad of Dani and Sunnie Jo told the When There's a Will, There's a Wake podcast: “I would like to die a f***ing hero – I'd kill Putin.
“My last act, Putin is doing one of his little marches, he's walking through all his troops and all that bollocks.
“And I run out of the crowd with a pillow case, put it over his nut, and suffocate him.
“Then as I do it I get shot in the nut by all these snipers.
“So basically I've saved the fucking world, the planet.
“I think that's the move because no one's going to iron him out and he needs to go, doesn't he, this geezer?
“He's off his f**ing head.”
Dyer admitted that he is now worried about the repercussions of discussing killing off the bloke behind Russia's never-ending deadly invasion of Ukraine, however.
He added: “It does worry me, talking about Putin, you never know if he's listening, do you?
“Is he going to iron me out?
“So yeah, I'd like to choke him, live on the telly, and then boom I get ironed out.”
Putin's next scheduled giant parade in front of the Kremlin is scheduled for Victory Day on May 9, 2024, giving Dyer nearly one full calender year to plan out his assassination . . . not that we'd encourage that kind of thing.
If the assassination goes wrong, however, and Putin decides to take on Dyer in a street fight in Moscow's Red Square, the Daily Star has put together a comprehensive Tale of the Tape for both potential fighters.
Danny Dyer
Age: 45
Height: 1.83 metres
Weight: Unknown, but admitted to losing 7lb by “starving” himself for 16 hours a day in April
Greatest achievement: Helping West Ham to win the club's first European trophy since 1965 by helping to create Dani Dyer – the partner of West Ham's winning goal scorer against Fiorentina in the Europa Conference League final earlier this month, Jarrod Bowen.
Biggest weakness: Openly admitting to wanting to kill the president of a country who has spies everywhere in the world.
Chances of beating Putin in a bare-knuckle brawl: Very high, but only if every single Russian agent takes a day off at the same time.
Vladimir Putin
Age: 70
Height: Around 1.70 metres
Weight: Strong as bull, fast as ox.
Greatest achievement: Falling down the stairs of the Kremlin and reportedly s***ting himself in 2022.
Biggest weakness: His love of semi-naked horse riding and nuclear weapons.
Chancing of beating Danny Dyer in a bare-knuckle brawl: Has a better chance of beating Elle Brooke . . . no pun intended.
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