Tinder granny, 83, ready to settle down after decades of one night stands

A randy gran has vowed to settle down after spending three decades hooking up with toy boys.

Hattie ‘Retroage’, 83, hopes to meet a long-term partner.

She insists she’s been using Tinder to meet up with men, but ends up finding one night stands rather than her soulmate.

The youthful granny told Barcroft TV: “Pretty much I’ve become a woman who gets hooked up even though that was not my intention.

“I’ve noticed that if a guy really gets into me, he wants to leave, because he did not expect the 83-year-old to be what I am.”

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The pensioner admitted that sex is still important to her – and she’s desperate to find someone who is “turned on by (her)” in the long-term.

She also hopes to meet a younger chap, who is around 60-years-old.

Hattie has managed this in the past, but says that toy boys aren’t always keen on sticking around with grannies.

Recalling a previous 60-year-old she dated, the OAP said: “He was really good. It was a good match, it was excellent.”

Despite this, she admits he “did not want to get attached and have a relationship with a woman (her) age”.

While some would be disheartened by this experience, Hattie refuses to let it get her down.

Speaking of her dating app history, she said: “You learn a lot of who you really are, and I did find that all of them were good experiences, different.

“What I learnt is that men are people, instead of potential hard d***s or orgasm givers or G-spot geniuses.

“They would describe themselves as caring, compassionate, warm, loving and they had those qualities.”

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After failing to establish a long-term connection on Tinder, Hattie has changed her tactics.

She’s now signed up to another dating site that focuses more on the “traditional” aspects of love.

Once the pensioner finds a long-term partner, she hopes her sex life will get even better.

She added: “It’s not that I need variety, I need frequency.

“So if you have one man, you always have a d*** in bed with you or wherever it’s going to be.”

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