Hi, everyone. Mike here, BuzzFeed’s resident IRL dad.
That’s not a GIF of me (it’s of golf legend and fellow dad Phil Mickelson) but it has serious big dad energy, so enjoy.
Recently it came to my attention that kids have been roasting dads on Twitter by giving examples of what “dad culture” is, and honestly, I’m like:
1.I mean, we gave you life…LIFE! And this is how you treat us?
2.We’ll remember this when you need a ride:
3.I resemble, er, resent this remark:
4.I don’t see the joke here:
5.We can see just fine, thank you!
6.Why you gotta hit us so hard?
7.Like you weren’t curious too:
8.Yeah, well, my Honda is ding-free, so…
9.This is so uncalled for:
10.When we were your age they didn’t come bundled, Mr. Fancy Pants:
11.Where’s the lie?
12.There’s a reason we do this, we just don’t think you deserve to know:
13.We’re getting flamed for showing appreciation? Wowza:
14.Maybe next time you’ll shut your yapper:
15.And we wear band shirts to concerts, so what?
16.Don’t get mad at us for the situation you got yourself into:
17.How dare you! And also…Yellow, who’s there?
18.We’ll see how much you’re laughing when there’s an emergency!
19.You say it one time and…:
20.Well, if we waited for you to fix it we’d be waiting a long, long time!
21.Damn right it is:
Dads everywhere, dancing away your wisecracks:
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