Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell didn’t even try hiding their amusement with a report they engaged in kinky sex in an effort to save their marriage.
Shepard, 43, posted a screenshot of an email from a reporter that read, “Star is working on a story in which a source says that Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have discussed having a threesome and toyed with other kinky things, like S&M and role playing. Sources say that Kristen believes this is insurance against marital meltdown. If you wish to comment on this story, please reply by 12:00 p.m. EST Thursday, 10/11.”
“The only offensive thing about this bulls—t story is that @kristenanniebell isn’t doing all this kinkiness out of horniness, but rather a desperate attempt to save her marriage,” Shepard captioned the screencap on Instagram. “I think we all know Bell is a lot more gangster than that. I’ll now give you until 4PM to comment, Star.”
Bell, 38, joined in on the mockery, commenting on Shepard’s Instagram, “I’d love to comment, but it’s hard to talk with this ball gag in!”
Even “Stranger Things” star David Harbour joined in on the fun.
“Can we role play that I’m the publicist that sent this and you guys come to my house really mad but then we end up in a threesome? Dialogue is up for grabs, but just a general structure,” Harbour, 43, commented. “We probably need a third act too where we go on an adventure to solve climate change together to make it really sing for me, but it’s a start.”
Perhaps part of why Bell and Shepard, who’ve been married since 2013, mocked the story is because there’s so little they haven’t revealed about their marriage and sex life on their own.
The couple is notorious for their oversharing about everything from their time in couples therapy to Shepard masturbating in traffic on the way to a vasectomy followup appointment.
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