A hapless lad found out the hard way why you should always close the windows before passing out in Cambodia.
For moments later, his friends arrived to find a monkey violating him in one of the most horrifying ways imaginable. The primate, most likely a long-tailed macaque, apparently sneaked into the room while he was sleeping before pulling down his trousers and performing a sex act on him. Worse still, there's even a picture to prove it.
The tale, sickening and bizarre in equal measure, has been told in a now-viral Twitter/X post featuring an audio note by a lad known only as Stenning, who is a friend of some of those involved.
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He says: “Two of my mates were in Cambodia, I don't know the ins and outs of the story, but they were staying in a room and left the window open in the night. They went into matey's room, and he was passed out asleep."
He continues, saying the monkey "pulled down his trousers" before performing oral sex on him. He adds: "They got a picture of it, and they didn't want to scare the monkey in case it bit his c**k, so all went outside and were making monkey noises through the window.”
The audio note was sent on iMessage, and a video of it shows the receiver scrolling down to a picture of the mad moment, showing a monkey doing exactly what was described. The image was snapped in June 2022. Stenning continues: “When it woke him all up, he got a flight home straight away and nobody could get hold of him.”
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Macaques, along with bonobos and chimpanzees, engage in sex and sex acts for please, just as humans do. According to experts, long-tailed macaques even use stones as sex toys to get their kicks.
The response to the audio note was one bloke sending a response of just 20 seconds of laughter, while everyone else in the group posted crying laughing emojis. The story went viral, with one calling it the “greatest story of all time”.
Another wrote: “One of the best things when you wake up still steaming non-voting the lads and laughing that hard yer start coughing yer appendix up (sic).” A third posted: “The fact that there’s a picture of it happening makes it even more insane.” Someone else said: “Nah that’s disgusting I was laughing when I seen the pic but DYINGG when I heard the laugh.”
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And to make matters even more crazy, the story was posted in a group chat called “Gayspidermonkeh”. The Twitter/X post has been watched more than 2.6million times in less than 24 hours, and has been bookmarked by nearly 3k people who clearly can't get enough of the mad story and want to hear it over and over again.
It has recirculated after another voice note recalling an outrageous tale went viral. The note explained how a woman on a hen do in Amsterdam had got drunk and performed oral sex on a man through a glory hole, only to be left feeling physically sick after discovering the identity of the fella on the other side of the partition.
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