They say there’s always a bigger fish—and this time, there was a bigger tool. Doctors called up local firefighters and together, the professionals used an angle grinder to saw the wrench off the man’s penis. There’s video of the unpleasant-sounding surgery here.
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You may not be surprised to learn this isn’t the first firefighter-penis-rescue story to come out of China this year. In fact, it’s not even the first one to involve a wrench. Last June, a man from the Zhejiang Province in China found himself in an almost identical situation, his penis stuck in a small wrench for 17 hours. Yikes. The only difference was that dentists had to be brought in with a dental drill to ultimately free the penis of the wrench’s unrelenting clutches.
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It would appear that it’s now necessary to add wrenches to our list of places a man really shouldn’t stick his penis in. Men getting their penises stuck in strange, small places—like a weight plate—has been happening enough to warrant its own name: penis strangulation. Guys, this is an easy way to get your penis cut off. Stop it.
Sticking your penis in a wrench is one way to win you a trip to the emergency room. This hopefully strikes most as common sense. Here are 5 other penis injuries that could land you in the ER that you may not have realized.