Halloween is right around the corner, and it’s about time you settled on a costume already. And no, please don’t just put a knit sock on your penis and call it a day.
When it comes to dressing up, sometimes two is better than one. If you and your partner are planning on sporting a couples’ costumeâ€”and are running out of time to pull something togetherâ€”don’t fear. We’ve got you covered.
Plug and Socket
For when you want your costume to be sexy, but not too sexy.
$38.13, Buy It Here
USB Stick and Port
A higher-tech twist on the ol’ plug and socket.
Starts at $42.49, Buy It Here
Hot Dog and Bun
Yeah, this one’s also a sex joke.
$37.44, Buy It Here
Bacon and Eggs
The perfect protein-packed costume.
$32.57, Buy It Here
Pair of Sneakers
The back even looks like a giant rubber sole.
Starts at $54.95, Buy It Here
Nerds Two Ways
A costume that works on multiple levelsâ€”it just gives and gives.
Starts at $46.46, Buy It Here
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Just look at how much fun they’re having.
$31.78, Buy It Here
Ketchup and Mustard
This one is easy and comfortable. What more could you want?
Starts at 44.90, Buy It Here
Go as your favorite emojisâ€”and get some friends in on it, too.
$8.88, Buy It Here