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9 Guys Share Their Most Embarrassing Stories About Meeting a Girlfriend’s Parents

1. “I was once fooling around with my high school girlfriend at her house when her mom came home all of a sudden. We went downstairs and had coffee with her for like 20 minutes and my girlfriend’s shirt was on inside out and backwards the entire time… we didn’t realize it until after we both walked away from the table. It wasn’t awkward at the time but definitely awkward to realize later since I’m sure she noticed it.” — Luke, 28

2. “I’m going to put this as delicately as possible. Before we were going to go see my girlfriend’s parents, we wound up fooling around in the backseat of her car. This was freshman year of college so we’d have sex anywhere we had some privacy. She was on her period, but whatever. It wasn’t heavy. The back seat was pretty cramped and all and after I pulled out, I wound up getting blood on my pants. Not a lot. Just a little, and I did my best to clean it up. It was dark and we were running late, and I didn’t think anything of it. We showed up. We had the dinner. Everything went without issue. But then I saw myself in the bathroom mirror later on and realized there was still some blood around my crotch area. It wasn’t a lot, but it was noticeable. I don’t know if they saw it and put everything together or if they just thought my dick was bleeding.”— Justin, 29

3. “I was dating this girl but things were still pretty new. We had managed to avoid the whole ‘boyfriend/girlfriend’ talk for the last few weeks. Her parents were supposed to be gone shopping all afternoon, so of course I came over for sex. We’re doing our thing and then — you guessed it — her parents come home. We managed to get dressed and stuff pretty quickly, but they could tell we were both in her room alone. That was the first time she called me her ‘boyfriend’ as she introduced me. Her parents were shocked since only five minutes ago they didn’t even know I existed.— Jared, 28

4. “I’m very proud of the fact that I’m usually great at first impressions, even when it’s meeting the parents. But one time I had the typical ‘come over for dinner at my place to meet my parents’ deal. Dinner was going great. I turned on the charm. I was making her parents laugh. And then my stomach started rumbling. It must’ve been something I ate earlier in the day, but I was worried they’d think it was her mom’s food. I wound up excusing myself and I thought I was discreet about it but I was sweating trying to keep it in. And I don’t know what it was, but I got to the bathroom and my butt exploded and it smelled terrible. When you know your own poop smells bad, it’s bad. For the sake of this story, everyone needs to understand how awful it was. It smelled like a corpse in the hot sun. I thought I was dying. And I’m in there a while freaking out and trying to get the smell out. I found an air freshener can under the sink but it was old and empty. And it got to the point where my girlfriend was texting me while I was in there so I just swallow my pride and leave the bathroom and hope no one else goes in. And then her mom goes in two minutes later. And you could tell her mood changed when she came out. My shit was so foul that it changed her. Things got kind of quiet after that. I felt so weird. How do you explain that or address it?”— Kevin, 27

5. “I made an inappropriate joke in front of her family. Everyone was joking around and making gross jokes and I thought that was the vibe, really. So I went and made a joke that I thought was in line with everyone else. I don’t want to go into detail but it was about her mother. Her mom was livid. She made me feel awful. I was afraid to go back for a month. I found out later her mom was only joking and this was her idea of hazing.”— Tim, 30

6.I put my elbows on the table and her mom legit yelled at me. In hindsight, it should’ve been embarrassing for her mom, but at the time I was very embarrassed.”— Aaron, 28

7. “We were out to dinner and I called my current girlfriend my ex’s name in front of her family. I think I was just nervous and slipped up. She didn’t say anything but she was visibly upset and the rest of the dinner was awkward and quiet.”— Scott, 27

8. “I wouldn’t say I was embarrassed, but we got into a huge screaming match over politics.”— Mark, 29

9. “I swear to you, this wasn’t really my fault but they blamed me. I let their dog get out of the house. They found him and brought him back after twenty minutes but they blamed me. Basically what happened was, we went to my girlfriend’s parents place, opened the door, and the dog ran at us. I had never been here before. Her parents were screaming at me to shut the door as I was closest, but I was sort of disoriented and that gave the dog enough time to get out. I still don’t think that’s on me.”— Pete, 28

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Source: www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a12027521/embarrassing-parent-dating-stories/

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