Owning a vibrator or sex toy is never something to be embarrassed about, but when you’re in college and literally live with another person in your bedroom, everyone wants a little bit of privacy. These are the mug cakes of sex toys: conveniently small, affordable with your student budget, and deeply satisfying every time.
Jimmyjane Iconic Bullet
The Pleasure Chest
$16, The Pleasure Chest
With three different speeds to choose from, this lil guy packs a vibrating punch without you worrying about people in the hallway snickering at the chainsaw-like buzzing coming from your room. Plus, if you want to graduate to less discreet sex toys, you can fit this bullet into a ring or dildo.
Keith Haring Tenga Egg
Make the most of your art history degree with these Keith Haring-edition Tenga eggs! It’s the subtlest form of a masturbation sleeve you could imagine, and $1 from each egg goes to the Keith Haring Foundation.
Fingo Nubby Finger Vibrator
Adam & Eve
$19.95, Adam & Eve
This best seller is teeny, powerful, and waterproof, so you can make the most of your shower sex the one time your roommate isn’t home.
Babeland Mini Massage Candle
Actual product name aside, this beginner-friendly plug’s broad base makes it easy to take out, while still giving you all the vibes you want from a bullet-plug combo. It can get a little loud though so this is probably more a special occasion, “we got back early from holiday break” kind of treat.
Broad City In The Mood Lipstick Vibrator
TBH, any lipstick vibe would do if you want something small and easy to camouflage in your messy makeup drawer, but if someone ever did find this thing and happened to be a Broad City fan like yourself, you’d probs become Abbi-and-Ilana-level BFFs instantly.
Jimmyjane Personal Moisturizer
A lube that comes in a sleek-enough, nondescript bottle to actually leave on your nightstand and not have to fumble around for a tube in the middle of foreplay. Plus, it’s water-based, so totally condom-safe!
LELO (Toy) Cleaning Spray
Because hand-washing your sex toys in the communal bathroom just doesn’t seem fun?
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It’s college. Someone you know might benefit!
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