Lisa Armstrong, THIS is what you should buy with your £31million – and it won't let you down like a man!

Divorce is undoubtedly a difficult, heartbreaking time for any couple, but former WAG Lizzie Cundy – who split from husband Jason in 2010 – believes Lisa's rumoured £31 million settlement should help soften the blow.

Lizzie, 48, who was married to her childhood sweetheart for 19 years, told Fabulous Online: "Getting that piece of paper that says your marriage is really over is a poignant moment – but it’s the moment you have to move on.

"My heart goes out to Lisa. Divorce is tough but with a rumoured £31 million now in the bank it's time for her to have fun and to start a new chapter of her life, a new adventure. She could buy anything she wanted.

"I know Lisa, she's not a flashy type of person, but if that were me, I'd pour as much as I could into property and I wouldn't be surprised if Lisa did the same and of course, get a vibrator!"

Here, Lizzie recommends what Lisa could splash her cash on…


1. The World's Most Expensive Vibrator

With 2,000 rare diamonds and sapphires – and boasting a built-in pearl necklace – Lisa could treat herself to the world's most expensive vibrator for a cool £1.3million. And why not, says Lizzie. “It’s never going to let her down like a man," she giggles.

"That’s what I did! They're more reliable than a man and with that much money Lisa could buy the company that manufactures them!”

2. A rare breed new dog

Ant and Lisa have been fighting over custody of their dog HurleyWhile Ant and Lisa's beloved dog Hurley may have been a bone of contention during the couple's divorce (with news still being unclear as to who will get custody) maybe it's time Lisa invested in a new canine companion.

"Lisa adores her Labrador, but she should get a new dog that's hers and hers only," says Lizzie.

With part of her payout Lisa could move away from the traditional breeds and perhaps buy a Löwchens also known as “little lions”.

Löwchen are incredibly rare so puppies could cost up to £10k per pup which is a drop in the ocean for Lisa.

"I know Lisa adores dogs and I would wholeheartedly say, 'Get a dog'!" Lizzie adds.

"On the day Jason left me a stray white cat came into my house and we still have him to this day.

"He's called Mr Cat and we fed him up and took care of him and it totally took my mind off things.

"Lisa's got so much love to give and a new pet gives you love and company.

"It’s unconditional love too – and they’re loyal unlike certain ex husbands!"

3. Launching her own beauty line

For 11 years Lisa has been living in the shadow of hubby Ant but she is a very talented make-up artist who works on some of the biggest shows, including Britain’s Got Talent and Strictly.

So instead of spending her time knee deep in glitter, perhaps Lisa will invest in herself?

"With the kind of money she will have to invest in her own make-up brand, she could be the next Charlotte Tilbury," says Lizzie.

"She’s a salt of the earth type of girl which is why I think she’ll spend it wisely.

"She could become a very powerful business woman in her own right which would be amazing."

4. A luxurious holiday to a private island in Fiji

Lisa could splash out £33K per night for a hilltop villa in Fiji"If I were Lisa, I would have a girls’ holiday and treat everyone to a blowout, have a really good time and let myself go," says Lizzie.

"I got divorced just before Christmas. It was raining and cold, just like it is now and my heating wasn't working.

"My friend called and said 'I'm off to Barbados', so I thought 'Sod this!'

"I booked flights for me and my sons, Josh and James, and that night we flew out there.

"I had the time of my life partying with Simon Cowell, Take That were performing and I let my hair down and it was the best medicine.

"It was carefree, spontaneous and totally liberating!"

But instead of Barbados, Lisa could step it up a notch and stay in one of the world's most expensive hotels like the Delana Hilltop Estate, Laucala Island, Fiji.

Here she can get a hilltop villa for £33k per night.

5. A Banksy

Could Lisa be the next Banksy owner?Street artist Banksy recently took the art world's breath away when he shredded his widely recognised work, Girl With Balloon. 

Within second his outlandish stunt saw the piece of art double it's £1million price tag.

So maybe Lisa has her eye on it? "It's so nice to just go and buy something to mark the new chapter in your life," says Lizzie.

"My ex liked the oldie-woldie, country style furniture and I remember as soon as he went I got a really modern art deco mirror.

"He would've hated it but I wanted to buy something I liked for a change rather than having to please him.

"There's something very satisfying about it."

6. The world's most expensive handbag

Lisa could but the world's most expensive handbag if she wanted toOf course, Lisa could walk out and buy a Hermes Birkin, but with £31million she could really up the ante and buy this, the world's most expensive handbag…

The heart-shaped handbag, 'The 'Mouawad 1001 Nights Diamond Purse', has 4517 incorporated diamonds with a total weight of 381.92 carats.

The Robert Mouawad designed bag holds the world record for the most valuable handbag ever produced, with an original price of £2.8 million.

“You don’t need a man to buy you a nice handbag. You have your own money now, treat yourself," says Lizzie.

7. Demi Lovato's Hollywood home

Lisa could buy Demi Lovato's house in the Hollywood Hills for £6.7 million"Many of the sports stars and Hollywood stars I know, who's got money from a divorce payout, always do very well for themselves by investing in property and I imagine Lisa is thinking just the same," Lizzie adds.

"She could turn herself into a billionaire just by investing wisely.

"I could see her getting a place in West Hollywood then maybe a place in London too.

"Perhaps she's even get a holiday home too but somewhere totally new, not somewhere she'd been with Ant."

8. The world's most expensive car

The is the world's most expensive carWith £31million in her bank Lisa could buy the Lamborghini Veneo Roadster, which costs £3.3million and is the world's most expensive car.

But this might not be her style says Lizzie.

"I don't think Lisa would be one to bung her make-up kit in the back of a Lambo but you never know," she says.

"There's nothing more wonderful than driving a fantastic car with the roof down when the sun is out.

"I think it’s important for Lisa to do whatever makes her feel good and gives her excitement because now life is going to be an adventure for her.

"It’s a new chapter. Go for it, put your foot down."

After the divorce was announced Lisa signalled she was ready to move on with a hopeful tweet.

It came just hours after she liked another tweet from a fan which said her dog Hurley “has her back”.

Ant and Lisa were granted a divorce in less than 30 seconds after Ant admitted adultery.

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