Lindsay Lohan is currently living the life in Mykonos, because she’s getting paid to party and dance and is also getting paid to party and dance in front of reality TV cameras. And her partying and dancing recently helped her go viral (“That isn’t the first time she’s gone viral.” – LiLo’s shady free clinic doctor) thanks to some cavity-inducing sweet moves she threw down on stage at Lohan Beach House in Mykonos. If somebody’s osteoporosis-having grandma got drunk on four white wine spritzers before her dance audition for the role of Velma Kelly in Shady Pines’ production of Chicago, she would serve up the same kind of old lady hotness that LiLo served up in Greece. And yes, she’d get the role thanks to that Boniva leg shuffle.
Below is the clip of LiLo giving you Elaine Benes after the molly hits. In LiLo’s mind, she’s Ann-Margret in Viva Las Vegas, but in realty, she’s “Aunt Margaret on her fourth daiquiri when a Prince song plays in the bar of an off-strip Las Vegas casino.” And yes, I typed that as someone who looks like a constipated flamingo getting electrocuted when he dances.
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LiLo also broke it down when her song Rumors played:
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